humanjeff:

eusocia:

eusocia:

humanjeff:

humanjeff:

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

here’s a sample picture from the Steam page:

what the hell is this

this post of mine has over 140K notes (a huge percentage of which, to my regret, mention Homestuck) but these tags are the best ones:

hey good for you!

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aierie–dragonslayer:

theprisonindustrialcomplex:

sartorialadventure:

At the annual Houston RenFest we’d always get one or two furries that walk around and every time the general reaction from the medieval roleplayers is akin to  “BEASTS? BEASTS THAT WALK LIKE MAN? FOUL!” 

Last time I went a furry volunteered for an impromptu conversion/exorcism and a guy dressed as a monk gathered a bunch of people and using a Gatorade bottle performed an entire catholic christening while reading off the instructions on his Ipad. When the furry was fully “converted” he removed the head of his costume and everyone in the crowd pretended to freak out and say shit like “GlORY BE HE IS SAVED” “CHRIST HAS BROKEN HIS CURSE”

That’s the best crap i’ve heard in months

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justsomeantifas:

dat-eyebrows:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

heartattackmedication:

Boss Baby Bezos is at it again! Amazon opened a union busting website for people to report workers unions, so lets do the world a favor and waste Jeff’s time, money, and life energy (I hope) by spamming his website with bogus reports.

Eat shit, Jeff.

Y’ALL THEY DON’T HAVE A WORD LIMIT

I JUST SENT THEM THE ENTIRE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

update: did you guys know all of les mis is online for free

did you know it takes roughly 5-10 dedicated minutes of clicking and holding to copypaste the entire thing

take a wild guess what i sent our old pal jeff 

UPDATE update:

That’s all fun and good but I guarentee their systems are filtering out spam.

According to what other people have suggested, include keywords which will make sure your submission gets through, and avoid keywords that might filter it.

Expletives are probably filtered, as well as major meme keywords like “Shrek”, “meme”, “Script”, “Bee”, “Furry”, “Fanfiction”, “Gay”, also “Bezos” is probably filtered too I bet.

Keywords that are hypothetically more likely to get your post noticed: “Pamphlets”, “Unions” and “Unionization”, “Capitalism”, “Wages”, “Profit”, “Labor”, “Workers”, “Emails”, “Rights”, etc. Things that would be mentioned in union emails or pamphlets. Also, use keywords that identify you as an actual employee: “Warehouse”, “Company”, “Employee”, “Coworker”, “Shift”, “On Break”, etc.

So, sentences like these will help increase legidimacy: “Another employee in the warehouse has been handing out pamphlets on unionization and talking about workers rights.” or “I’m getting emails from someone in the warehouse about labor laws and criticizing the company’s wages.”

Use things like U(state letters)(number) in the tagline and at the start. Make the name and email seem legit. Flood their systems with useless info.

So say you get past filters. Someone’s gonna read your submission, and you want to get them going. Have a strong, in-character intro and conclusion, since those will be skimmed first. Include your misleading content in the body of your submission, and try to hide it well. For instance:

yes, again, your memes and jokes arent going to be as helpful. please actually waste THEIR time. not YOUR time.

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hyah-through-hyrule:

theawesomeadventurer:

theawesomeadventurer:

deliverusfromsburb:

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

a total power move

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mckitterick:

lierdumoa:

politijohn:

There’s another post on here where this woman talks about dating a rich guy and she was like “oh you can’t drink alcohol on a public sidewalk here” and he was like “Sure you can – it’s $500.” Like he’d done it often enough that he had the “price” memorized.

the word “privilege” comes from the Latin privilegium, meaning “private law,” or law granting one person or group benefits others don’t enjoy

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nizhonihomie:

w-ayekwaakamigaa:

seventh-gen-moon:

slinging-salukis:

slinging-salukis:

creativenative1981:

fabriquer-en-jamaique:

cree-bird:

w-ayekwaakamigaa:

Rez Natives deserve basic amenities

Rez Natives deserve basic amenities

Rez Natives deserve basic amenities

• REZ NATIVES DESERVE BASIC AMENITIES

1. REZ
2. NATIVES
3. DESERVE
4. BASIC
5. AMENITIES

and they honestly deserve it WITHOUT having to relocate themselves, their family, and their WHOLE community. 

Or neglecting part of their identity or culture

Or being judged for taking money or resources they are already owed.

from a friend in northern ontario. $43 for shitty mass produced muffins that cost $6 down south/in the city

here, have some wilted asparagus at the cheapest low quality grocery story

THIS is why i get so angry when non-natives say, “just go to the grocery store! you don’t need to hunt such and such animal bc of _______ bullshit reason!” Like NO. it’s not as simple as that. going to the store ? this is what you see ^^^^ please educate yourself. I am so very tired of the ignorance and assumptions that all people in america have the same basic amenities. Also stop ridiculing NDN people who hunt their traditional way on THEIR traditional hunting grounds. whatever the “problematic” animal may be. Those animals were put here by the creator FOR indigenous peoples, to live belong side us in harmony and good health, and to feed the people when the time comes. ALL ndn people of the “americas” are hunter/fathered people traditionally. respect our ways of life or GTFO.

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I feel like this article is relevant here, especially with that last comment:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4787000/Alaskan-boy-bullied-social-media-whale-killing.html

Be aware that price-gouging is enourmously prevalent in Alaskan Native villages too, so here comes this young adult who goes out and kills a whale the traditional way, all to feed his village!!! ONE SINGLE WHALE.

Which by the way isn’t even endangered.

And you know what the animal rights’ activists do?

They sent him death threats.

All over a fucking NON-ENDANGERED whale.

This man is a hero in his village, he fed everyone there for days. Below-working class Alsaskan Natives who otherwise would’ve had to travel hours to get to the nearest grocery store.

Entitled vegans always say “well why don’t you just go to the store and buy fresh produce?”

Because there aren’t stores where Rez Natives live.

And if you’re lucky, you’ll find shit like the images above, you wanna pay $30 CA for some fucking asparagus???

Unless you’ve seen the Rez life and how shit is, then you need to shut the fuck up and keep your entitled shit to yourself.

And not only food. Basic amenities like properly insulated/ventilated houses. Reliable water and electric. Postal addresses that don’t require a P.O. box. And in this age I’d say internet can be considered a basic amenity that a LOT of rez native houses don’t have. Don’t get me wrong, I love talking about food. But I feel like most posts like this get bombarded with food-based discussions and miss other equally important points.

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postapocalyptic-cryptic:

postapocalyptic-cryptic:

Chaotic academia is

1.) Intense obsessions that last maybe two weeks but consume your soul

2.) Spacing out in class but loving to learn

3.) Swearing and slang while discussing deep academic topics

I have been diagnosed with ADHD

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